#the absolute worst
Skyrim:
I’ll mark it on your map.
Morrowind:
So what you’re going to want to do is take a silt strider to Balmora. Head east from the Odai River until you find a steam pit. Look hard because there’s going to be a sandstorm. Turn North until you hit the Daedric ruin Ashribinbubribirubabi which you HAVE to walk through because the surrounding mountains are too tall even for your sick jumps. Here, I can mark the ruin on your map, not the destination though. Then from there you need to go North-Northwest until you run into a rock. You’ll know it when you see it, probably. Then head directly West. There’s no trail or anything. Walk until you start getting a feeling like you probably missed your destination, and take a look around until you find the door to Saburilubiashnobobii Egg Mine, it’s hard to spot though. Good luck and fuck you.
[your journal has been updated]
