#the duck

roach-works:

the-bluebonnet-bandit:

the-bluebonnet-bandit:

halfhardtorock:

reblogging to normalize. because we really should be uplifting sex workers as bread winners. Also because they should be able to show their face in public without fear of repercussions??? (cough cough), like this gentleman.

Honestly its unhinged and hilarious but yet also seriously something I want to see more of

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Anyway…

Reblog if you’re a cheap whore. Or respect cheap whores. Or have the power to turn young people into cheap whores. (they can never tell which)

i absolutely support people being cheap whores but like in this economy expensivewhores like this fine young man certainly deserve out admiration

my-random-fandoms:

halfhardtorock:

I am SCREAMING. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. True himbo energy.

anais-ninja-bitch:

onemillionwordsofcrap:

nudityandnerdery:

anais-ninja-bitch:

captain-price-officially:

give this family a reality show

The twists and turns of this, amazing.

1. This video is so chaotic that it took me two viewings to notice the duck
2. If you grow up with a mom like this you either end up completely neurotic or as utterly unbothered as this dude there is no in-between
3. On the one hand holy shit that’s his first paycheck??? On the other hand no duh he has a magnetic personality and looks like if Dionysus was a surfer dude
4. One day I too wish to be rich enough to physically pelt the deserving people in my life with bags of cash

this is great commentary, especially “if Dionysus was a surfer dude.”

may i also draw the audience’s attention to the fact that the duck appears to be sitting in a baby’s car seat?