#the female furies

listen, listen. I don’t give a shit about Darkseid and the new gods, but I cannot see the Female Furies as anything but the coolest roller derby team ever. I mean, the names alone:

Big Barda

Bernadeth

Stompa

Lashina

Mad Harriet

Gilotina

And, of course there’s Speed Queen, who actually wears roller skates