#the fuckin z e u s line
modern au hermes design where the only thing that identifies him as hermes is that he has winged heelys
like imagine you’re just hanging out and living your life and trying your best and all of a sudden this dude in booty shorts that say “this view brought to you by almighty god” zooms up to you on his winged heelys, tells you to check your phone because god just sent you an important message, and then literally takes off into the air. and then you check your phone and somehow you have a tinder message even though you don’t even have tinder downloaded and it’s from zeus
