#the librarians
Truly “Christian Kane is the softest most sensitive most intelligent and most fucking impeccably violent bisexual cowboy in the world” is SUCH a character archetype and I’m so grateful for it
ACCURATE.
ezekiel jones is just really fucking hot ok.
Consider: Jake and Ezekiel go to a bar together and Ezekiel winds up getting aggressively hit on. So Jake drapes himself over Ezekiel, kisses his cheek and says, “Sorry I took so long, babe. Who’s this?” He gives the person a terrifying glare (that Ezekiel doesn’t see) and they run away.
“So, uh… did you just do that to scare them off?”
“Mostly.”
“Do you want to do it again?”
“Hell yes.”
this is completely acceptable
Half-fae Ezekiel who doesn’t know he’s half-fae until they meet a faerie clan that refuses to speak to humans but “the halfling will do.”
(They wind up loving him so much that they give him a flower crown, enchanted so that the flowers will never die. Ezekiel wears it proudly.)
11/15/15 to 11/15/15
i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love
I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.
I’m newly terrified by the implication that librarians aren’t people and I’ve misjudged what exactly I’m up against
need a boyfriend except he’s not my boyfriend and is just some weird guy i drag around with me everywhere
This is the perfect description of Noah Wyle in everything he has ever been in
sorry for what i said when i was under the control of the cursed amulet :/
don’t apologise it was hot
can we kiss