vaguetweeting stranger things 4 ep 3: “the monster and the superhero”

(originally at my twitter @girls_are_weird)

• …he has a WIFE?
• oh sHIT THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S JUST LIKE THAT NIGHT
• i love that he didn’t tell them. ❤️️
• joyce. c'mon, mama. you know.
• cerebro lives! niceeeeeee
• i don’t mind so much that they keep saying the town is cursed, because at least now it REALLY looks like it’s cursed.
• omg I TOTALLY CALLED POLICE ACADEMY. (though it was PA2, because it was a rental. BUT I’LL TAKE THE W REGARDLESS).
• i love this argument between them. it’s so important omg. I LOVE IT. SO MUCH. #MyBABIES #Mileven
• uuuuhhhhhh, can they do that? isn’t she like fifteen or something?
• i knew there was something about the trailer park!
• “i can drive” “NO. NO! never again!” omg i just laughed so loud.
• okay, so… this dude is like cerebro. and by that i mean ACTUAL cerebro, not the stranger things cerebro. huh.
• lucas, c'mon.
• same response as when i watch any digimon adventure interrogation scene: CAN THEY DO THIS? she’s a CHILD.
• i feel you, joyce.
• godDAMN, hopper.
• HI, MARISSA, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
• LUCAS, COME ON
• LOLing at the “just say no” poster in the back
• he is LITERALLY a less-awesome, assholish knock-off of freddy jones, omg.
• “this evil, it’s like a virus. each time it returns, it comes back stronger, smarter, deadlier.” TOO SOON, MAN. TOO SOON.
• bless you, lucas. i knew you’d do the right thing.
• he’s going to use… a computer program? i mean, i know it’s the ‘80s but… come on, now…
• oh FUCK NO, GET AWAY FROM HER GO AWAY LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE
• …is the score for this season already out? because it’s amazing and i never notice the score on the first go so that’s saying something
• NO
  FUCK
  MAX
  DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE OHMYGOD
• i just screamed “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at my tv guys omg please don’t