#the power of science
Please enjoy this EXTREMELY Hawkeye-esque interview answer from Alan. Source: the AARP magazine I found today in the bathroom of my catsitting job. (Warning, it is dark.)
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And some choice pictures… the cover was water damaged as it had been stored near the shower, but rest assured that Alan was AARP cover boy.
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