#the romanji is imperfect as im still a beginner
► Sasara and Rosho Manzai Act in BoP
S: This is the last ‘Battle of Pride’ performance~
R: Right, it does make people feel lonely.
S: But we won’t lose to anyone else. By the way, to lift our spirits let’s go to the bar for a while.
R: Why? Isn’t this just you slacking off?
S: ‘Chime chime~’
R: You’re doing it?
S: I’m doing it. Eh? Where’s the Master (of the bar) today?
S: Ohh, the Master is in the bath right now.
R: Master in the bath (‘Master ofuro desu’). It’s Buster Bros! If the Master is bathing at this time he’s sure to be fired!
S: Aaah! I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry, I’ll change this for you immediately!
R: Change it now (‘satto torikaeteru’). Mad Trigger Crew! Change it quietly why don’t you.
S: Aaaaahhhh! Oh no!!!
R: What is it now?
S: The prince has fallen down! This is an attack!
R: Princess attack (‘purinsu hossa’). Fling Posse! Don’t allow the prince to be attacked, you idiot.
S: What’s with this guy he’s always late. We already planned to meet up in Shinjuku, but he’s so late I can’t wait any longer.
R: Shinjuku, can’t wait any longer (‘Shinjuku matenyo’). Shinjuku Matenro! Just wait in Shinjuku.
S: I’ll perform a magic trick now, just a second! Hai, tempura!
R: Suddenly appeared tempura (‘batto asu tenpura’). That’s funny, that’s actually funny. Bad Ass Temple!
S: Oi oi, they sent a lot of rice over. How many bags? Ah, a dozen.
R: A dozen bags of rice (‘kome da ra wan dasu’). Onigawara Bombers! No one needs so much rice!
S: Ah what a kid, there’s custard on your nose.
R: ‘Nose custard’. North Bastard! You know I don’t usually eat sweets!
S: Eh: Did you change your tie? Ah so fashionable, it has a dove pattern.
R: Dove tie (‘hato no tie’). Ito no Kai! This is tiresome!
S: Ah! It’s been so so long since we last met! How many years has it been? It’s been a couple of years right?
R: Many-yeared meeting (‘su nen bu ri ni aetasu’). Dotonbori Divers! This person is a weirdo!
S: You’re right, I’m a weirdo~ It’s annoying but I’ll still come to disturb you~ I’m always—
R: Wait! “Yes I’m a weirdo” what are you talking about? Why are you saying that about yourself? Enough from you.
S: Ah, I really wanted to be hit! (‘dotsu karete honmo’ for Dotsuitare Hompo)
R: Annoying! Thank you everyone. Ah so tiring.
S: I’m content!
R: Shut up.
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