#the shit my head thinks up sometimes

Vivec’s cell rings, its that special ringtone, the one he has for Sotha Sil. He raises his palm and the phone floats over to him.

“Hey Sil,” he answers.

“What the hell did you do?” Seht yells at him. He continues complaining loudly and Vehk holds the phone away from his ear till he hears silence.

“Now Sil, first of all,” was all he he could say before Seht went spouting off again. He waited.

“Sil,” he began, “nuh, nuh…… buh … SHUT UP!” he finally yelled. He took a deep breath. “Sil, I didn’t send all all those beings to your city, it’s happening here too! There are multitudes mulling about, they’re cleaning out our food supply, leaving garbage all over, god knows what they are doing in the shadows… well, I do know… and I might join them later, but still.”

There was a pause in conversation.

At the same moment they both spoke, “Lexi.”

“Add her,” Vivec ordered.

Beep beep beep, beepbeepbeepbeep. Ring, ring….

“Oh, hello!” Almalexia answered cheerfully.

Once again, Vehk and Seht spoke at the same time, “ Lexi,”

“Yes?” she replied.

Vivec sighed. Sotha Sil spoke, “Lexi, I don’t appreciate you sending all these…. these…”

Before Seht could spit out his frustration Ayem interjected, “Boys, I simply thought it was time to celebrate your dominions. The people just love you! How about I bake you some sweetrolls as atonement?”

“I … guess…..” Vivec replied.  

“But you’ll remove these people tomorrow.” Sotha Sil directed at her.  

“Ok ok, good night, boys.” Smiling, Ayem turned around and directed her head Ordinator to send even more visitors to both locations for the next week, and then headed off to bake.