#the spidermememan
I don’t care if it’s April, I’m going to Wisconsin to have a snowball fight.
It’s April already? Oh Thor… this means finals are right around the corner
Oh you sweet summer child
I don’t know if Steve’s gonna get that reference…
…that’s a reference to something?
Yeah….Game of Thrones. You might be a bit young for that
I
Am
Not
A
Child!
I just don’t care for tv shows that belittle and murder every single character.
Oh you sweet summer child
I don’t know if Steve’s gonna get that reference…
…that’s a reference to something?
Oh you sweet summer child
try doing your taxes as a literal alien
@d-lewis-avengerwrangler I can’t image your family’s taxes!
…Why do you think we moved to Vanaheim? As Frigga’s son, (not to mention the fact that we’re living on what was once one of Frigga’s ancestral estates) Loki’s still considered royalty here, so we’re pretty much exempt from taxes.
The kids pay taxes for their respective businesses, but otherwise…
Yeah, none of us have to stress over taxes.Oh shit… I forgot about doing the taxes… UHHHHHHHHH!!! I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL HELP
I’ll find you someone who can help.
But- like… aren’t they due tomorrow?!
…please
try doing your taxes as a literal alien
@d-lewis-avengerwrangler I can’t image your family’s taxes!
…Why do you think we moved to Vanaheim? As Frigga’s son, (not to mention the fact that we’re living on what was once one of Frigga’s ancestral estates) Loki’s still considered royalty here, so we’re pretty much exempt from taxes.
The kids pay taxes for their respective businesses, but otherwise…
Yeah, none of us have to stress over taxes.
Oh shit… I forgot about doing the taxes… UHHHHHHHHH!!! I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL HELP
i did not expect to spend today greasing up a norse god but there you go
wow that is the exact opposite of how my day has been going
in that a norse god has been buttering me up all day
Well, I guess someone around here has to be slick.
What with all the awkward people on the team.
Try not to die during a mission. It causes too much paperwork.
Try not to die in general….or if you do, try to avoid certain groups that have ways of resurrecting the dead.
Been there, done that. Still haven’t gotten the tee shirt yet tho.
…for no reason whatsoever; what are the places these people are located? Just so I know where to exactly avoid them.
If you discover a group called “The Hand”, just get as far away as possible, and maybe bring it up with @ironfist-meme,@daredevilmeme,@jessica-jones-memes, or myself
So you’re saying I should avoid which area, exactly?
Try not to die during a mission. It causes too much paperwork.
Try not to die in general….or if you do, try to avoid certain groups that have ways of resurrecting the dead.
Been there, done that. Still haven’t gotten the tee shirt yet tho.
…for no reason whatsoever; what are the places these people are located? Just so I know where to exactly avoid them.
Listen, if I want to send a note to Spider-Man on Sanrio stationary then I am going to do it. End of discussion.
Do not judge me for my liking of stationary. It’s pretty and pink and sometimes it’s scented.
Lots of my office stationary is pretty and pink.
Because that’s the aesthetic, lads!
Amen to that
Listen, if I want to send a note to Spider-Man on Sanrio stationary then I am going to do it. End of discussion.
Do not judge me for my liking of stationary. It’s pretty and pink and sometimes it’s scented.
Oh, worm
Paragraphs I still do…but I can’t write an essay to save my life
Big mood
I see what you’re doing and I’d like to unsubscribe
Don’t yeet @the-spider-meme-man from your feed!
I understood that reference
@dum-meme Thank you!
@thor-the-asgardian-meme Im proud of you buddy.
@memecaptainsteverogers I’m sorry but you want to unsubscribe? But these are exactly your ISSUES
Oh, worm
Paragraphs I still do…but I can’t write an essay to save my life
Big mood
Oh, worm
But I will, if I have to wear it into combat some day.
Steve NO
I’LL DO IT. FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE. FIGHTING THANOS IN KHAKI AND A POLO SHIRT.
Mr. Steve Rogers Captain America Sir… please don’t
Someone has to, Peter. Someone has to reclaim the khaki.
IT DIED AS A FASHION FAILURE FOR A REASON
I say go for it! If its comfortable, not restrictive, and has lots of pockets, I’m in.
The zip off portion below the knees was just a bonus for summer wear.
Are you sure you’re not thinking of cargo shorts? Now those I can get behind but Khaki should be burned
Cargos can be khaki color. I thought it was just the color was the problem?
…khaki is a color?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khaki - The wikipedia page on the color, including hex codes for website use. The semi trivial information I picked up when in highschool until it becomes relevant.
…huh
OH NO ITS UGLY
BURN IT
But I will, if I have to wear it into combat some day.
Steve NO
I’LL DO IT. FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE. FIGHTING THANOS IN KHAKI AND A POLO SHIRT.
Mr. Steve Rogers Captain America Sir… please don’t
Someone has to, Peter. Someone has to reclaim the khaki.
IT DIED AS A FASHION FAILURE FOR A REASON
I say go for it! If its comfortable, not restrictive, and has lots of pockets, I’m in.
The zip off portion below the knees was just a bonus for summer wear.
Are you sure you’re not thinking of cargo shorts? Now those I can get behind but Khaki should be burned
Cargos can be khaki color. I thought it was just the color was the problem?
…khaki is a color?
But I will, if I have to wear it into combat some day.
Steve NO
I’LL DO IT. FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE. FIGHTING THANOS IN KHAKI AND A POLO SHIRT.
Mr. Steve Rogers Captain America Sir… please don’t
Someone has to, Peter. Someone has to reclaim the khaki.
IT DIED AS A FASHION FAILURE FOR A REASON
WHATS WRONG WITH KHAKI? PLAID PANTS ARE THE TRUE ABOMINATION
ITS A TERRIBLE!
Try not to die during a mission. It causes too much paperwork.
Try not to die in general….or if you do, try to avoid certain groups that have ways of resurrecting the dead.
Been there, done that. Still haven’t gotten the tee shirt yet tho.
…for no reason whatsoever; what are the places these people are located? Just so I know where to exactly avoid them.
If you discover a group called “The Hand”, just get as far away as possible, and maybe bring it up with @ironfist-meme,@daredevilmeme,@jessica-jones-memes, or myself
Yeah we’ve got dibs on the ninja weirdos, you can keep the costume weirdos though spidey
…great!
unenthusiastically said with a forced grin
PLEASE IGNORE THE ALARM GOING OFF. NITHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING HERE.
Karen, TURN OFF THE ALARM BEFORE SOMEONE NOTICES!
What did you do now?
…nothing?
…want me to shut it off for you? I can show you how to hack into an alarm system too.
Fuck yes!
Awesome! Come with me. We might want to take a back way though, keep away from the security cameras.
…and before you ask, no we’re not crawling through the vents. That’s actually really impractical and doesn’t usually work.
Dang it. I was totally ready to go through them. Wanna take Air Spiderman?
….Air Spiderman?
Oh yeah. Air Spiderman. It’s where you catch a ride on my back and we go flying. Caution: not advised of you have a fear of heights
Nah, heights are fine. Sounds cool! Although possibly kinda conspicuous….
You’d be surprised how little people look up
….point. Let’s do this.
Now boarding Flight I forget what number this is on Air Spider-Man. Would our passenger please make her way to the loading deck and hold on tight?
snigger loading deck
comes up behind Spiderman and taps him on the shoulder ready for takeoff
Hold on to your… anything you want to keep with you.
crouches down and lifts Jayla onto his back in a piggy back style, and then using one arm to hold her in place, thwips out a web and jumps off the building
WHEEE
THIS IS AMAZING
does a flip and a small free fall for the heck of it before landing and helping her climb off of him
Thank you for flying Air Spider-Man, and remember- we’re better than British Airways
PLEASE IGNORE THE ALARM GOING OFF. NITHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING HERE.
Karen, TURN OFF THE ALARM BEFORE SOMEONE NOTICES!
What did you do now?
…nothing?
…want me to shut it off for you? I can show you how to hack into an alarm system too.
Fuck yes!
Awesome! Come with me. We might want to take a back way though, keep away from the security cameras.
…and before you ask, no we’re not crawling through the vents. That’s actually really impractical and doesn’t usually work.
Dang it. I was totally ready to go through them. Wanna take Air Spiderman?
….Air Spiderman?
Oh yeah. Air Spiderman. It’s where you catch a ride on my back and we go flying. Caution: not advised of you have a fear of heights
Nah, heights are fine. Sounds cool! Although possibly kinda conspicuous….
You’d be surprised how little people look up
….point. Let’s do this.
Now boarding Flight I forget what number this is on Air Spider-Man. Would our passenger please make her way to the loading deck and hold on tight?
snigger loading deck
comes up behind Spiderman and taps him on the shoulder ready for takeoff
Hold on to your… anything you want to keep with you.
crouches down and lifts Jayla onto his back in a piggy back style, and then using one arm to hold her in place, thwips out a web and jumps off the building
