#the straights are not okay

So, today in “the cis haven’t been ok in the past either”:

My grandmother gave me a pile of old tissue handkerchiefs to look through, because I told her that I started using them (they really are much better than paper), and they are just sitting there anyway, so. Cue to:

Me: “These are all so much bigger than mine!”

She: “That’s because these are men’s.”

* proceeds to pull out another pile of women’s tissue handkerchiefs, which were the same size as mine, namely MUCH smaller *

WTF MAN, IT’S A FRIKKING HANDKERCHIEF!!!