so today in our history class we talked about Achilles and Patroclus…

Me, in a group chat: THEY WERE GAY FOR EACH OTHER

Me: THERE IS NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION FOR THIS

My friend: TYPICAL ARCHEOLOGY

Hope: *Literally has no humanity and the power to make Lizzie do literally anything *

Hope: Hang out with me

Lizzie: what ???

Hope: And be my ✨partner✨ in crime on an adventurous road trip with me

Lizzie: WHAT?????????

Hope: Oh and also we’re going on a date to a carnival despite all the people plotting my death

Lizzie: