#they are less scary if you talk to them

Spider: *crawls across the wall near the ceiling
Me: I see you, you peeping tom
Spider: *freezes in place
Me: yea I see you
Spider: *moves from one corner to another, crawls across the wall until its position is directly opposite to where it was on the other wall
Me: Why didn’t you just cross the ceiling- I WAS KIDDING!!!!
Spider: *…
Me:…
Spider: *moves back to its previous and proceeds to wash its feet…