How OFMD Season 2 Should Open:

Stede: *arriving on his dinghy to save his crew* I’ve come to-what the fuck?

*Cut to the crew trying to cook Black Pete*

Stede: Do I want to know what happened?

Buttons: *running up stark naked, peeping can be heard from his beard with Olivia on his shoulder* I’m a grandad!

*Oluwande can be seen curled up on the beach longing for Jim in the background*