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Dracula: *Throws himself seductively against the wall* Oh, no ! You found my secret lair !

Belmont: Well, it’s a giant weird castle in the middle of nowhere…

Dracula: I hope you don’t whip out your stake and drive it into me !

Belmont: I… only have a whip.

Death: God, you’re never gonna get laid.