#this is the sweetest thing

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scatter-brain-at-work:

thenewborndeity:

solkorolevaa:

the-haiku-bot:

mellointheory:

the-haiku-bot:

mellointheory:

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

History was made on Tumblr that day.

writer-darling:

Remedy

Rating:M (Mature - Minors DNI)

Pairing:Ezra (Prospect, 2018) x GN!Reader

Warnings:Adult… shenanigans (nothing too crazy, but ya know), Ezra deserves his own warning tbh that man is too fine, I wrote this in less than an hour so it’s probably terrible, uh…. I think that’s it, but if there are any that I missed, please inbox me to let me know and I will add them in

Word Count: 959

Summary!:You’ve had an awful day but also a great boyfriend.

Special Note: This is dedicated to @kayleezra my wife and fellow Ezra stan for no reason at all :)

******

The door of your apartment slams, harder than you intended it to, and you turn to face it, resting your forehead against the wood and closing your eyes. A sharp exhale escapes your lips and you sigh.

“Worst. Day. Ever.” You turn again, leaning against it, your eyes scanning for the only person you’ve wanted to see all day. You take a moment and listen as you hear the shower. Your feet move towards the sound of the faucet squeaking as it shuts off. 

Keep reading

I WANT TO CRY!!!! I say your notif all day and thought “I can’t wait to get home and read it” ESPECIALLY because it was one of those days where you wake up exhausted and everything seems to take SO MUCH EFFOR

BUT to then see the lil dedication? MY HEART I CANT

It’s absolutely perfect and beautiful and AHHHDKDNSONAANDKW thank you thank you thank you I freaking love you @writer-darling

is-the-primate-vid-cute:

I wanted to share this adorable video of a bonobo making a newborn laugh, I thought you might enjoy it as much as I did haha. Taken at the Cincinnati zoo by @bonoboagogo on Instagram :)


I live!!!! Thank you for the submission. @ the anon who was asking about laughing- here ya go!

sfnerdherd:

Can’t make it to Vidcon, but still want to pass along a message to your favorite Sourcefed hosts?

Well,@lumack2000 has got you covered!

As a gift to the hosts we know and love, @lumack2000 is compiling together messages from fans to present to them at vidcon! That means messages from you guys!  So, how does this work?

@lumack2000 will be accepting messages to the SourceFed team directly to her blog, as well as to her instagram, and to her twitter.

Make sure if you want to send a message, that you specify to what host or hosts you’d like them to be for. Also specify if you’d like to remain anonymous, or the name or screen name you’d like the message to be signed with.

@lumack2000 will be accepting messages for the following people:

  • Mitchell Davis
  • Mike Falzone
  • Maude Garrett
  • Reina Scully
  • Matt Lieberman
  • William Haynes
  • Steve Zaragoza 
  • Sam Bashor
  • Bree Essrig
  • and collective messages for Phil, Lindsay, and Trey.

Messages will be accepted until June 22nd.

To recap, you can submit your fan messages to the hosts to @lumack2000‘sblog, her twitter, or herinstagram. Specify to which host you’d like your messages to be addressed to, as well as what name or user name you want to sign as, or if you’d like to remain anonymous. Be sure to submit before June 22nd

Side note: DO NOT SEND YOUR MESSAGE SUBMISSIONS TO THIS BLOG. I’M NOT THE AWESOME PERSON BEHIND THIS.

Let’s make this vidcon a great one!

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