#this makes lots of sense
Hhhh thinking about how the other aes sedai in the hall might have listened to moiraine say ‘daughter of the river, clever as a pike, stronger than the tides’ and assumed it was moiraine putting siuan in her place (under the guise of praising whatever judgement the amyrlin seat makes) because she was being banished from the tower and was insulted by siuan earlier when she was adressed as ‘lady moiraine damodred’. she’s born cairhienin and as an aes sedai of the blue ajah they’d be more likely to assume she’s playing at daes dae'mar and would dissect every word choice. But god no she meant every word in the sincerest way possible and it was a confession of her enduring love for her. A marriage vow even.
What if “The Little Snicket Lad” was made up by Jacques and Kit when they were children to explain the story of their recruitment to little Lemony?
This would explain why the song does not name E. Snicket. Because Jacques and Kit may not have known their mother’s name. Only her initial.
It would also explain the mentions of Robber Road and the cattle farm despite Robber Road being on the other side of the county, and Lemony actually being born on a dairy farm. Jacques and Kit were just mentioning a random street name they remembered from their early childhood. And when Lemony was born, they wouldn’t have known the difference between a cattle farm and a dairy farm. They just saw the cows.
It would also explain the mentions of silk diapers and a silver crib. This would have been Jacques and Kit either teasing Lemony, or embellishing their memories of their early childhood with their parents to their little brother, who had none.
