#this would happen
Tuvok: *turns up to the holodeck lūʻau in uniform, trying to convince the crew that Vulcans would not normally partake in such activities*
Vorik, ten feet away, mingling at the party in a Hawaiian shirt and lei:
Nat: Relax. I’m not gonna hurt you.
Villain: You already hurt me.
Nat: I mean, any more.
Vi, nervously: C-Cupcake there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you…
Caitlyn:You’re finally proposing?
Vi:How did you know??
Caitlyn:You’ve dropped the ring three times during dinner.
Caitlyn:I even picked it up once.
Caitlyn:Okay, break it up.
Viktor, distraught: He called Florida a COUNTRY.
Jayce:BECAUSE IT IS???
