Does not apply to the theatre

Okay i’m going to say this once.

The Saying: “if you can’t tie a knot, tie a lot”

DOES NOT APPLY TO THEATER DRAPE
DO NOT MAKE A ROW OF TINY KNOTS TO THE TRUSS CAUSE YOU NEVER LEARNED TO TIE YOUR SHOES!

I should not be spending 15 precious minutes of load out trying to untie (before eventually giving up and cutting it off) tie line.