Dr. Dionysus’s free top surgery clinic (he does it because he loves it, not for the offerings) (he’s not a doctor he’s just a completely hammered god with a knife) is now canon to all of my Dionysus posts. He invented wine, he invented dildos and he invented top surgery.
He gives you a sick tattoo of a snake biting a bull’s balls while you’re out. Or a tiger with a lightening bolt. Based on how he is feeling.
The satyr who’s playing anesthesiologist by dripping enchanted wine into your mouth usually does that.
god using wine as an anesthetic would give you such a terrible hangover
didn’t say he’s a GOOD healthcare provider
i mean im not saying i WOULDNT get top surgery from doctor dionysius
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