#tjis is painfully accurate and delightful
‘When I go there I shall be all alone, and my friend Harker Jonathan—nay, pardon me, I fall into my country’s habit of putting your patronymic first—my friend Jonathan Harker will not be by my side to correct and aid me. He will be in Exeter, miles away, probably working at papers of the law with my other friend, Peter Hawkins. So!“
I know this is meant to be serious but. Dracula talking about Jonathan Harker in the exact same way Tumblr has been for the last three days is fucking sending me
