#tkteata incorrect quotes
Martin:[smiling] “Lachance, a question for you! Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Lucien:[with a raised eyebrow] “To get to the other side, perhaps? Have you been reading over the contents of Korbin’s collection of–”
Martin: “Actually, you were meant to reply with ‘I’m not sure, why?’”
Lucien:“Ugh, very well. I am not sure, Septim. Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Martin: “To get to the idiot’s house.”
Lucien:“…Excuse me?”
Korbin: [appearing on Lucien’s opposite side] “Hey, Lucien! Knock knock!”
Lucien:[with a knowing sigh] “No, absolutely not.”
Korbin: “Come on! Just play along! You were supposed to say 'who’s there!’”
Lucien: “Oh, for the love of Sithis… fine. Let’s just get this nonsense over with. Who’s there?”
Korbin: “It’s the chicken!”
Lucien:
Korbin:[grins widely]
Martin:[chuckles]
Lucien:[pulling out his dagger] “…All right, listen here you little shits–”
Lucien:“You all should know that I underwent an entire character arc throughout the course of this truly dreadful quarantine.”
Lucien: “And I became much more evil if any of you are curious in knowing the result.”
Martin:[with a radiating smile] “Ah, but not to worry! Since we are still currently in quarantine, and there is currently no such sign of it stopping at any point just yet, there is still more than enough time for your redemption arc to happen!”
Lucien:[with unwavering stubbornness] “…I’m going to get worse on purpose.”
Martin:[lowering his book into his lap] “You know, I just came to the realization that I could most likely fit my entire world in the palms of my hands.”
Lucien: “…That is physically impossible, Septim.”
Martin:“You seem so very certain of that, and yet…” [calling out] “Korbin, my dear brother! Will you come here, please?”
Korbin: [peeking in from around the corner]
Korbin:“Yes, Martin?”
Lucien:[narrowing his eyes in suspicion] “Just what are you doing?”
Martin: “Proving my point, of course.” [reaching out, and cupping both Korbin and Lucien’s faces with each hand] “Ah, there now. Do you see, Lachance? It is just as I told you.”
Martin:[with a soft chuckle] “I can indeed fit my entire world within the palms of my hands.”
Lucien:
Korbin:[giggles happily with a large smile]
Lucien:[blushing deeply from sheer embarrassment] “…You fools are quickly tarnishing whatever reputation I used to proudly hold as a cold, heartless Assassin, and I hope you both are utterly satisfied with yourselves.”
Korbin:[cheerfully as Lucien walks into the main hall of the Cheydinhal Sanctuary] “Good morning, brother!”
Lucien:[nodding] “And to you, my Silencer.”
Korbin: “I’m so glad you’re here, because I was curious… have you taken the time to admire the weather outside today?”
Lucien: “…Well, no; I haven’t, actually. Why is it that you ask?”
Korbin: “Ah, no reason! I just wanted to let you know that it was strangely muggyoutside, and thought it might pique your interest in going to have a look.”
Lucien:
Lucien:[pinching the bridge of his nose with a deep sigh] “…Korbin, I swear to Sithis himself if I walk outside the Abandoned House, and all of our mugs are on the front lawn again…”
Korbin:
Korbin:[slowly sips his drink from a oversized bowl]
Lucien:[standing in the middle of the partially destroyed, partially on fire training area of Cloud Ruler Temple, as Blades rush back and forth with buckets filled with water, screaming at the top of their lungs and all the while a collection of scamps crowd around them and bite at their ankles]
Lucien:“…Do I even wish to know what in all of the Void happened here?”
Korbin: “Well, in my defense, I was left unsupervised.”
Lucien: “Martin was with you the entire time I was away!”
Martin:[from across the training area, and partially on fire himself] “Yes, and in my defense, I was left unsupervised as well.”
Martin: “Violence is never the answer to your problems.”
Lucien:[nodding his head in agreement] “You are absolutely correct, Septim.”
Martin:[breathing a sigh of genuine relief] “Oh, Akatosh bless you, Lachance. I truly did not believe you would be so accepting of such a statement, and yet I am so–”
Lucien: “Violence is actually the question.”
Martin:“Wait, what? What are you–”
Lucien:[sprinting away from Martin’s side with his dagger raised] “And the answer to such a question is yes.”
Martin:[quickly chasing after him, and shouting loudly]“LUCIEN,NO!”
