#tmi memes
Alec: have you ever seen something so amazing that it changed your life forever?
Magnus: I saw you
Alec: that’s so sweet of you, but knowing I’m feeling embarrassed, because I was going to show you a picture Clary drew of Jace with a duck on his head
Interviewer: Consul Alec, how would you describe your parabatai?
Alec: he’s like that 0.01% of the germs that won’t die from sanitizer