#trie to turn cerberus into a cat
Random headcanons (Satan)
Part 3
⬛•first things first, has hundreds upon hundreds of cat books
⬛•made a bet with belphe to see how long it will take Lucifer to admit that his blanket is the worst in all three worlds
⬛•Satan beted that he would freeze to death and belphie beted that he would throw it out and secretly buy a better one.
⬛•has blackmail on almost everyone in the Devildom, mainly thanks to the help of Asmo
⬛•has been in hundreds of relationships, for the pure reason that the person had an adorable cat. Some of the relationships had lasted centuries
⬛•(i saw someone else say this but I don’t remember who) he dyed his hair blond, his natural hair color is black.
⬛•is horrible at driving. He once almost ran over someone. He was with Belphe and he told Satan to floor it.
⬛•he knows that Lucifer is technically his dad, he treats him as a brother by choice.
⬛•he thinks that it will be easier to hate his brother than hate his dad.
⬛•tride to turn Cerberus into a cat.
