#triscuit

theenglishcrux:

Biscuit

Biscuit - “baked twice”

“If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits point towards a mysterious third food called ‘monoscuits’“ 

The “scuit” in “biscuit” means cooked, so technically, anything cooked is a monoscuit (cooked once), but the stuff special enough to cook twice deserves a special name - biscuit (cooked twice). Don’t even get me started on Triscuits. Million dollar idea: Tetrascuit.

oh dang everybody it’sA NEW BOOK REVIEW!

The Hungry Reader and super excellent podcast-pal Mike are back with a holiday special of all things– The Tale Of The Magical Crackers! A sumptuous feast for the eyes and also for the cracker-craving stomach. Eat crackers, everybody. 

Eat them.

Eat your crackers