“What a lovely poem. I sure hope this has not just hung out here this whole time hoping for someone to solve a mystery because someone else could have easily destroyed this. Oh Well!”

You know… fair enough.

Oh my goodness.. boysss. WELL!! IDK!!

I don’t know which one is which bit let’s say Frank.

“BUT WE’RE ATAC”

AMERICAN TEENS AGAINST CRIME

I mean okay. If we ACCEPT this as a thing. Nancy should like for SURE be their number one?? Like she shouldn’t hear about this from the two dingus bros?

I don’t even know what to say, I just can’t get over “ATAC”

Okay I remember that the “paris hilton” lady is hiding on purpose.. is there an actual baddie for this? Because you are THRUST into talking to this bitch immediately and I hate that so I hate her.

“I hope they need someone to make hamburgers, because if that specifically happens, I’m going to fucking kill it. Also, do you guys think I should dye my hair blonde and also change my whole face shape? Let me know!”

nedhardy:

“And then there is frank and joe…”

Imagine. You are 13, and here. Finally. You get to see. THE BOYS.

HERE THEY ARE.

FRANK AND JOE.

(honestly I don’t know which is which)

“And then there is frank and joe…”

Imagine. You are 13, and here. Finally. You get to see. THE BOYS.

HERE THEY ARE.

FRANK AND JOE.

Charlene’s proportions absolutely make sense

Nancy has always kind of been a judgmental bitch, so I guess we love her for that.

Slut

Also fucking no???

“Bound for a station for who knows where!”

Includes photo that literally says UNION STATION.

OKAY I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT!@rockett-to-the-purple-moon, I DOWNLOADED SOMETHING ELSE, BUT HERE WE GO.

CHOOOOO CHOOOO

Oh my godddd

I’m SITTING HERE TRYING TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT AND NOW MY STEAM HAS LOCKED ME OUT. IN SO MAD.

BETTER WHINE ABOUT IT.

A DAY LATE AND 10 DOLLARS SHORT

YA GURL IS HERE TO START OUT OUR CHOO CHOO TRAIN TO THE HARD BOYS ADVENTURE TO BLUE MOON CAN.

JOIN ME ON MY NEXT ADVENTURE

I HAVE BEEN RELEASED FROM THE EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTE FOR THE SUMMER

which means THIS. THURSDAY.

CHOO CHOO, ALL ABOARD THE MAN MEAT TRAIN TO BLUE MOON CANYON.

ARE WE SERVING UP BURGERS? FUCKING NO.

WE’RE SERVING UP A BALDUCCI AND TWO “HARD”-IE BOYS.

join me on my next adventureeeeee

(Look at the shit tag I came up with for this one. I truly am constantly in awe of how fucking stupid I can be)

AH YESS

THE MOMENT I, NANCY DREW WILL RESPECT THE SPECIAL TOOL ANOMOLY. I WILL NEVER EVER THINK ABOUT HOW I CAN GET AROUND THIS WITHOUT

THE TOOL

I MEAN WHEN YOU SEE A BITCH YOU KNOW SHES A BITCH

I want to be a woman supporting women, but. well.

I love that if you try to stop the train Nancy is all “BETTER NOT MESS WITH THAT PUPPY” and if you do, you just DOME yourself on the fucking handle and DIE.

Upsetting that they just don’t let you explore ALL the rooms.