good evening tumblr! for the low low price of $4.20 i will give you a fact that will ruin your night!
this was not my fact, and i am livid that it actually does make sense from an evolutionary standpoint (as it makes other male llamas sterile thus reducing competition). congratulations tumblr you have successfully ruined MY night
the fact i was GOING to share, interestingly enough, also has to do with animal genitalia:
here is a photo of a blue whale penis mounted on a plaque, have a nice evening ♥
#for$6.66 i will give you one awful Premium fact that is directly related to the whale penis fact but is actually so much worse
pleasure doing business with ya. your fact is: the above photo was taking at the Icelandic Phallological Museum aka the
***MUSEUM OF PENISES***
which houses the world’s largest display of penises (most of them non-human). yes this is a real place that exists, and is a popular tourist destination. and yes, many of the…exhibitshave been mounted on plaques, for reasons best left unexplored
oh! here is a non-dehydrated blue whale. fun fact: the first photo was “just the tip!”
#and for one final payment of $6.66 i will give you ONE LAST BUT BY FAR THE MOST HORRENDOUS FACT about blue whale penises#much worse than the fact that a penis museum exists and has multiple whale penises on display
and here is your final Awful and Horrendous Whale Penis Fact:
whale penises were probably mistaken for sea monsters
nope,i’m not kidding. wish i was. whale penises do indeed very much resemble giant monstrous tentacles when spotted in the wild. at least some “sea monsters” sightings were probably just…whale boners. which i hate. i hate that so much.
and because today wasn’t bad enough: here is a sperm whale penis!
and HERE is a photo of a man holding a $6,000 5-and-a-half foot stuffed version!
hope you enjoyed this post! i didn’t!!!!
Can we roll it back to the dick museum…
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MOST
THAT’S the part you focus on? Seriously?????
please I’m so tired
To answer the reblog about human penises
They are still looking
aren’t we all, metaphorically in life, looking for a younger and a bigger and a better one though
