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I’ve got a collection of videos of me getting spun, smoking, slamming, whole 9. Currently doing bundles of 2 for $50 or 3 for &75 (XXX) or some more tame, dialed back tease videos of me smoking / hot rails for $10 each. Cash app and Venmo are accepted

Cash app me $15 tonight and get my new video, limited time deal~ $saphronstone

What you know about rollin’ down in the deep?

When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

DM me for 3 4K videos of your choosing for $65, or for private shows + more. Also the first person to participate in my $65 bundle gets a bonus custom video for making my wishes come true/ knocking a favorite item off of my Amazon wishlist

Video bundle 3 4K videos of your choice for $65, very limited time offer

Soooo I REALLY need this in my life. Therefor I’m doing a bundle deal for anyone who’s willing to get this for me off of my wishlist. It’s $65 and I’ll do 3 4K videos for that amount, first come first serve. Get @ me

Waiting for my OF direct deposit to hit (which takes 1 business day, even after the 7 day “processing” period) so let’s just say if anyone wants to buy some content from me directly I’ll be generous to say the least

Back after a break (with a new phone!) HMU for content

HMU for custom content orders and private shows while I have my room! Will have a lovely lady friend with me this evening to fulfill G/G custom orders as well as a live stream on Chaturbate (+potential ticket show) get @ me

I got a room to do private shows in (so that I can be as loud as I want) DM me if interested, first come first serve. If I reach my goal tonight I’ll get an extra night, and I have a lovely friend who will join me tomorrow night if so’

Anyone who buys content *tonight* gets BOGO

Little fetty smoke sesh with the nectar collector DM me for rates on photo sets, videos, private shows, premium snap, and worn panties/ socks. Also, anyone who buys something for me off of my Amazon wishlist gets a set of 5 photos and a video clip of me wearing whatever gift purchased

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Sorry I’ve been silent for so long, I accidentally locked myself out of my IPhone

Cinco de Metho!! Celebration Time!!

In only 2 short days it’ll be the greatest holiday of the entire year; Cinco de Metho, which celebrates Mexico officially designating Meth as their gross national product which took them from being a third world nation all the way to becoming the economic powerhouse that they are now.

Mexico went from being nearly the poorest nation, to now being the 134th poorest after deciding to make meth their country’s heart and soul product for export and trade.

Recognizing their achievement, every country world wide designated the 5th of May as a day to celebrate mexico for it’s fine meth production and other cultural aspects that have had a positive influence world wide such as tequila, and the donkey show.

Be sure to smoke plenty of meth to show Mexico your support!!!!

Project One World: Meth Cloud Communitization

In 1983 Ronald Reagan, enlisting the aid of Mikhail Gorbachev, devised a plan for the USA and the USSR to each form a think tank group using their respective nations top minds in several fields.

Each think tank was tasked with finding a way to unite the people of this planet so that we would all be connected all the time.

After 18 months the two groups were brought together and hashed out their individual ideas and then as one group they came up with a plan.

It was speculated that if enough people, all over the world, were to be blowing meth clouds continuously for 96 hours then the meth clouds would have drifted and connected into a world wide unified cloud and also at the point the Earth’s atmosphere would contain a high enough amount of the clouds that everyone would be breathing from basically the same one cloud.

Through a retroviral agent being induced into the cloud, everyone’s genetics would be altered slightly, not noticeable other than the connection of every mind on the planet.

Unfortunately Nancy Regan, decided to launch the war on drugs. And the only thing that came before the nation in Regan’s eyes was whatever Nancy wanted, Nancy gets.

Regan scrapped the project and so it never became a reality .. …

Stimulant Relief Act Update:

As most of you may have already heard, the government is planning to release some form of cash dispersement into the meth sales and purchase system of our economy because of the large scale effect that the, though illegal, huge cash business of meth sales and purchase generates in the overall economic structure.

My sources, whom are directly involved, have informed me that a rough first draft of the possible Act has been drafted by a newly created congressional committee which is being called the “Amethicanological Committee” and here are some things it’s supposed to include:

  • Payouts of $2,400 to individual meth users to aid them in the purchase of meth which causes cash to begin to circulate
  • Any person with court ordered fines, fees or other court assigned costs that were placed due to the person being convicted of a narcotics sales charge for meth shall have the fines forgiven and also any probation or jail time will be resended by the court.
  • A special bond of 3 trillion dollars will be established as a security bond for loans given by financial institutions as small business loans to anyone seeking to open or expand their meth sales business.
  • Payouts to dealers covering any debt owed to them for meth that was fronted out to people and not paid back, as long as the meth dealer agrees to beginning selling to the people whom had owed again.

That’s all the info I’ve got for now but keep checking in for the latest updates.

Government Stimulants Checks:

The government, in an effort to keep the economy from plummeting, issued most Americans one if not two stimulus checks. Despite talks about releasing even more stimulus checks directly to the public, it was distributed in other forms such as tax breaks, unemployment benefits and grants which Congress decided had produced the desired economic boost.

That was until just a few weeks ago when Azazael99, respected financial wizard and top level market analyst appeared before Congress to present his findings in a report he had been asked to complete by Congress earlier this year. The report was to determine economic stability and recommendations on preventing any further issues.

According to several attendees, a few of whom chair congressional committees, it was determined that a large influx of funding was needed in the Meth market. Despite the sale, use and purchase of meth being considered morally wrong by many, and deemed illegal by law, the flow of revenue generated by meth has caused the United States economical structure to become dependant upon it to be able to function and maintain stability.

No arguments could be made that were able to dispute the math and as everyone knows, the numbers don’t lie. Azazael99 predicts a total economic shutdown within 3 months if something isn’t done. After presenting his report, Congress decided to write the emergency relief Stimulants Act and a hearing will be held to write the specifics sometime in the next few days.

Well I hope everyone out there recieved nice big tax return checks. Getting a nice sum of money is always a big perk for those of us whom have to work and pay taxes all year. A nice large tax return always generates feelings of joy and excitement. Such strong feelings in fact that it is very easy to feel temptation and fall into its trap. Many of you may feel tempted to spend your entire wad of cash on things that are foolish and will end up leaving with only regret when you’re broke again. So I decided to post and give some inciteful tips on how to make sure you spend that refund wisely. Check this list of Do’s and Dumbs:

Do’s:

  • Meth. Buy as much as you can and smoke it.
  • Meth pipes. Don’t have to try and use your plumbing torch to weld, fix or re blow old pipes, you got the money now to got get a new supply so stock up.
  • Lighters. Both butane refillable and Bic are very smart purchases to make in bulk because nothing is more frustrating than packing a bowl of shards and then finding out your only lighter is dead when you go to melt it down.
  • Butane . Sometimes you just gotta have that torch lighter power hit so make sure to stock up on butane to keep those torch lighters filled and ready.
  • Meth. I know the first item on this list is Meth, but this is no duplicate error. A few days after you buy your first supply of tax refund meth it is gonna be wise to just go ahead and double down with another score because let’s face it, running out of dope sucks so while you still got a few extra bucks in your pocket go ahead and re up even though you still have a lot.

Dumb’s:

  • Past Due bills. You haven’t paid them so far so why start now.
  • Previous debt. The places you’ve owed for this long can just take you to collections. Get high.
  • Getting ahead on rent or car payments. Why get ahead when you can get high. Just tell yourself that you’ll get by as long as you’re high.

Well I truly hope all my followers out there get the most from their refunds by following this little list of things to steer to and away from.

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