#twilightsaga

Eddy boi: What I wouldn’t give to know what you’re thinking. Your mind must be such a deep and incredible place to dwell, yet you give nothing away. You’re such a mystery, Bella. <3

literally my homie Bella:

*me pretending a taki chip is a cigarette*

Some say the world will end in fire some say in ice 

Bella: “bro vampires are real?? What about Bigfoot??”

Edward: ”No that’s just Emmett. He gets really bored sometimes.”

[pans over to Emmett giving a thumbs up]



me @ myself when I do a simple parking job:

fuck me up like the end credits of breaking dawn part 2 did

yo so shout out to my man kirk on the forks swim team

i don’t know you personally but angela said you were packing some schmeat and i respect that

Edward: “Bella, youre ✨effervescent✨.”

Me:

Edward: “Our bus is full.”

*hits the door and the glass fucking shatters*

Edward: “It’s a called an adrenaline rush. Google it”

First sight.

New Moon (2009) Bella running through Volterra Italy to save Edward

Visual representation of me in the 6th grade trying to finish chapter 19 before Mr. Byholm starts social studies class:

He still has her crib and toys… brb just gonna cry for a few hours.

Ja feel?

i like yelling team edward during sex. great way to establish dominance.

do i stan the pea coat? no. would I wear it while i cooked him eggs in the morning? yes. it’s called balance.

i am LIVID with myself for always associating emmett as ‘that’ character who would eat everything in your fucking kitchen… WHEN VAMPIRES DONTFuCkInGeAt!! like WHY BRAIN?? WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR ALL THESE YEARS???

about 3 things I was absolutely certain;

first, Edward was a vampire.

second, there was part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be- that thirsted for my blood.

and third, I ain’t ever seen 2 pretty best friends.

Esme Cullen after seeing an at risk teen:

I’m talking wap wap wap that’s a

• Wildly misunderstood child who deserves
• All the
• Pieces of my heart

Edward Cullen 0.1 seconds after hearing Bella‘s truck arrive at forks high:

I’m talking wap wap wap that’s a

• Worn out
• Absolute
• Piece of shit lol

bella after being thrown into a wall on her birthday:

I’m talking wap wap wap that’s a

Wack

Ass

Party:(

if you’re not going to break up with me in the middle of the woods while a Indie song plays then what are we even doing homie

a moment of silence for those friendships we lost when were like 12 because they weren’t on the same twilight team as you but on an unrelated note Jessica if you’re out there I’m still right

I HEARBY DECLARE ALL RESUME RELATED MEMES TO BE CALLED RENESMEMES. DO NOT FIGHT THIS

THANKYOU AND DEUCES