most 2021 sentences uttered by me so far

“Congratulations on your stabbing!!!” (upon hearing of a friend’s vaccination)

(upon seeing the national guard and police out at a vaccination center) “I know there’s a gas shortage but I don’t remember any mass shootings this week.”

(wrt the delta variant) “TBH I’m relieved to have the excuse to wear a mask indoors again.”

rivaintalisman:

Josephine: *admits to murdering a young man when she was a bard*
Josephine: *can and will ruin political marriages, houses and standing*
Josephine: *is a veteran of the Game and saves her own skin from an assassin’s guild without shedding blood*
Fandom: Lol she’s so innocent way too innocent to romance :)