“HEY,”with little eloquence, she kicks a leg of the desk in front of her. “uh ….sookie, that’s it. was just wondering why you let those assholes speak t’you like that, but then i heard you mutter somethin’. cast a curse on ‘em?” her smile seems sincere, albeit hampered by the slight frostiness to her eyes.
❝God rides a motorcycle, too? ❞ Sookie wanted to be open minded enough to think that that was pretty cool of God - on a bike with a girl, but he was also in a dog outfit and the whole thing was just pretty freaking weird, even for her ! The good Christian girl in her cringedat hearing Tulip call him a dick, so she just daringly asked, ❝ Why do you say that? I thought he was supposed to be, you know…holy. Holier than thou. ❞
“—yeah, but men who ride motorcycles are pussiesand that’s what he is. a dick and a pussy,sookie, let me tell you,” tulip gives an exasperated shake of her head, “he ever do anything good for you? ‘cos he never did no good for me, and when i met him, he was just as damn condescending as i thought he was. why isn’t he, y’know, ending WORLD HUNGER and assholes who grab our asses when we never ask for it?” tulip shifts her jaw from side-to-side, eyes narrowing as she looks off past sookie for a moment, “he was all holy and stuff at first, i guess, but it was a dumb act to make me feel special. y’know why he wanted my help? ‘cos he knew i’d mess up and ruin everything ‘s what he said. god’s a dick.”
