#vanilla folks

Hehehehe just explained about gunplay and bladder control to Reaction Junkie’s ‘nilla friends.

Their responses were so amazing.

Oh god I’m a brunch with a bunch of drunk vanilla, presumably cishet, folks. One of them said, in a forlorn tone, “I’ve never been date raped.” then she said “I’ve never been date raped. Just sexually assaulted in my sleep.”

Oh and then one started describing an email someone sent her and was horrified by the idea of “multiple toys, multiple orifices, multiple partners, wax, hair pulling” and I wanted to say “That sounds like a super vanilla evening. Where is the fear of death and the being choked unconscious and the bruising?”

I’m with Reaction Junkie and both of us are just dying all over the place.