#vanity plates
NO MO KID
GTR LIFE
PRXZRK
CRMDGN
KRUMY 2
WAYNO 1
NE0FIT
ARLNTON
4 GOD
SKIDATL
TSLA LFE
LANAAAA
GLITTER
WACKO
COOL MINT
DELTA 22
YER BLUZ
BLUTIFL
ECHO520
Last week I had a Time Warner technician at my house. I asked him to tell me the craziest stories of going into random homes. He had some good ones, and described how cockroaches inhabit modems, and about finding a dead cat in a basement (which he was subsequently asked to dispose of). Before he left my house, he said, “Now you can be a story.” Confused, concerned and slightly offended, I asked if my home was really that bad. “No, I mean because of all your 90210,” he said. “I’ve never seen anyone who likes it so much.”
Was it my wireless network called ThePeachPitAfterDark? The 90210-themed vanity plates on my vehicle? The ‘90s-era Rolling Stone with Shannen, Luke and Jason that is framed in my living room? My Beverly Hills 90210 survey game? The Season 3 DVDs you shoved off the cable box? Or Jennie Garth’s Body in Progress VHS (of which I have two copies)?
Better than being the girl with a dead animal in her basement!
