#very stupid

my water-themed tiefling siren and his pirate captain mom, mira :)

Here, have something incredibly stupid that is currently in my Red WIP, but may be cut, because, dumb. It was from prompt writing with @mamamichine, the prompt was art of an octopus in the sink, he may have been doing dishes, I forget lol. I am at 13381/50000 for nanowrimo but I fear it’s kinda trash atm 

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Cerys walked into the kitchen for a snack and stopped dead before the island when she spotted movement from the sink.

“Andras!!”

The demon appeared momentarily at her side, brow furrowed.

“What is it? Did you hurt yourself? —”

“What—is—that?!” She demanded, not turning her eyes from the sink.

“What? Oh, Nick?”

“Nick?!”

“He’s a bit odd, but he’s alright. Completely harmless. Unless you’re a xylem, or a carn. Or…whatever it is Octopi eat in your dimension. Otherwise you’re fine. Oh! Or a spider. He hates those.”

“Are you having a stroke?! What are you even saying? Were those words?”

“Yes? And, no? I don’t think so. How do you tell? About strokes, that it.”

She looked back and forth between Andras and what appeared to be an octopus hanging out in the deep stainless steel sink.

“You know what? Nevermind. I don’t want to know, and I’m no longer hungry.”

“You’re going to hurt his feelings! He doesn’t always look like this. But he’s charming like this, in a way, no? Isn’t that a thing, anyways? On the internet? Tentacle porn?”

“I am not listening to you! And never go on the internet again!” she shouted over her shoulder.