Eyoo been a while y’all but looks like yer boi Klah has another story for y’all. With winter creeping up on us here at the hideout I decided it would be a prescient decision to stock the place with more booze before we got snowed in
I figured, being the nice guy I am, I should check up on my friends out by the Ice Lagoons while I was at it. Lucky for me there is a little port town on the west coast out that way where I could pick up some rum… that damn rum.
See I thought I was in for a good deal, got a few cases of the stuff for real cheap, something about it being tampered with? Dunno everything seemed fine but the FIRST damn bottle I was polishing off I damn near choke on some crude little ‘ticket’ that was slipped in there!
“Congratlations! You’o won a cruise on the beutiful Ice Lagoons” [sic]
Well, ain’t that interesting. I was equal parts curious and indignant so I decided to follow up back at port. I’ll catch up with y’all on Wednesday once I make some progress in this investigation.
Eyooo!! Been a long time y’all, but ya boi Klah’s been ️️〰️️️ o b s e r v i n g. I saw a lot of hype online about this feast y’all do and got it in my head that my pals and I at the hideout oughta join in the fun. Needless to say the idea was an easy pitch lol
It’s not terribly uncommon this time of year for harvest festivals and the like so it wasn’t too hard for me to get everything I needed so long as I was willing to trek around a bit. People were a little less willing to sell much of their harvest to some stranger than I thought…
BUT THEN… but then it came time to get the ‘turkey’ and here I’m thinking wut tf is a turkey… Looks kinda like a butt-bird ngl and that’s what folks here generally eat. I had already traveled south again to the port, which just so happens to be prime butt-bird grounds…
So there I am, bundled up trying to play it cool and perusing the market square when I spot a BIG OL BUTT-BIRD in a cage, guess they caught it that morning? Either way I thought that’d be perfect since I don’t gotta worry about it spoilin’ on the road yea?
Well… as I got closer the poor thing looked so miserable and I remembered back to the weird incident I had at the beach and in the tunnels… Maybe it was just my imagination but as much as a bird can cry this one was.
If there’s a chance these guys are as smart as I think they are I decided it ain’t worth it. I lept into action and snatched up the cage and rushed off to the tunnels by the beach and let him go. The lil guy took off but it stopped to look back for a while before disappearing.
Anyways, I improvised and made a wild-boar, squash, apple and nettle stew so we’re good on protein here lol. I uh.. I’m gonna drink some mulled wine and think about life for the rest of the night
Eyoo been a while y’all but looks like yer boi Klah has another story for y’all. With winter creeping up on us here at the hideout I decided it would be a prescient decision to stock the place with more booze before we got snowed in
I figured, being the nice guy I am, I should check up on my friends out by the Ice Lagoons while I was at it. Lucky for me there is a little port town on the west coast out that way where I could pick up some rum… that damn rum.
See I thought I was in for a good deal, got a few cases of the stuff for real cheap, something about it being tampered with? Dunno everything seemed fine but the FIRST damn bottle I was polishing off I damn near choke on some crude little ‘ticket’ that was slipped in there!
“Congratlations! You’o won a cruise on the beutiful Ice Lagoons” [sic]
Well, ain’t that interesting. I was equal parts curious and indignant so I decided to follow up back at port. I’ll catch up with y’all on Wednesday once I make some progress in this investigation.
Eyooo!! Been a long time y’all, but ya boi Klah’s been ️️〰️️️ o b s e r v i n g. I saw a lot of hype online about this feast y’all do and got it in my head that my pals and I at the hideout oughta join in the fun. Needless to say the idea was an easy pitch lol
It’s not terribly uncommon this time of year for harvest festivals and the like so it wasn’t too hard for me to get everything I needed so long as I was willing to trek around a bit. People were a little less willing to sell much of their harvest to some stranger than I thought…
BUT THEN… but then it came time to get the ‘turkey’ and here I’m thinking wut tf is a turkey… Looks kinda like a butt-bird ngl and that’s what folks here generally eat. I had already traveled south again to the port, which just so happens to be prime butt-bird grounds…
So there I am, bundled up trying to play it cool and perusing the market square when I spot a BIG OL BUTT-BIRD in a cage, guess they caught it that morning? Either way I thought that’d be perfect since I don’t gotta worry about it spoilin’ on the road yea?
Well… as I got closer the poor thing looked so miserable and I remembered back to the weird incident I had at the beach and in the tunnels… Maybe it was just my imagination but as much as a bird can cry this one was.
If there’s a chance these guys are as smart as I think they are I decided it ain’t worth it. I lept into action and snatched up the cage and rushed off to the tunnels by the beach and let him go. The lil guy took off but it stopped to look back for a while before disappearing.
Anyways, I improvised and made a wild-boar, squash, apple and nettle stew so we’re good on protein here lol. I uh.. I’m gonna drink some mulled wine and think about life for the rest of the night
