#vikings valhalla
apparently it’s post-old-wips-I-can’t-look-at-anymoreo'clock!!
Emma of Normandy and her faithful Earl GodwinfromVikings: Valhalla
Leif and Freydis are both tops. Harald is such a manwhore he has to be a bisexual bottom.
Harald had the hots for Freydis and then he really fell hard for her brother, Leif.
He’s a chaotic bi and we love him for it.
I watch Vikings: Valhalla for the plot
The plot: the homoeroticism between Harald and Leif.
So I binged Vikings Valhalla and here are my thoughts about the male leads:
Leif: A CUTIE! A PRECIOUS BOY THAT I WANT TO PROTECT! HE’S BABY!
Godwin: I WANT TO LICK HIS FACE AND LISTEN TO HIM DEBASE ME!!!
Harald: A manwhore I want to play with until he cries and begs. Giving off very submissive and breedable vibes. I want to tie him up and peg him. Gosh I bet he even weeps prettily!
Canute: A dilf.
Ladies and gentlemen we are now back on our usual brand.
30 min into the first episode of vikings: valhalla and i’m ready to risk it all for leif
Can’t wait for Leif Eriksson and Harald Sigurdsson to bone.
giving a man you just met your father’s boat so you can go on a long sea voyage together…that’s practically begging him to be your boyfriend
Rollo Canute
Attacking a foreign city and then staying because the pretty, scary princess on the parapet gave them 5 seconds of her attention.
canute: what do you see in leif that makes you trust him?
harald: I don’t know…he’s so courageous…so strong…so handsome……
Leo Suter for Man About Town Magazine, 2022
Vikings: Valhalla Fanfic Preferences
A couple of months ago I put out a question about Vikings Valhalla fans and what they want to read. @vikingstrash ran me up a little Google poll and I am circling back to share some results!
I feel like I should start this by saying that I’m not a statistician or a data scientist - I’m just someone who likes graphs. The last time I did this I got strongly chastised for shoddy methodology, so, in the interest of full disclosure - there wasn’t any methodology. We asked some questions. We got some answers. I did some math.
I got 37 responses to the survey - so, not a huge sample size, but enough to start seeing a couple of patterns.
I started this project with a question - what do you want to read? And I got what I think are some interesting answers.
Title: There’s Love in Anger
Rating:Gen
Pairing: Emma of Normandy/King Canute
Summary: Once Emma of Normandy- Queen of England- had send her father in law after Olaf the traitor, she was awaiting king Canute’s return. Patiently, almost impassive to Nobles and Godwin, but not to her husband.
A/N:My entry to @mercurygray’sTDS birthday bash/1000 follower fest, the prompt I chose was “The things you said…out of anger”.
Read on AO3
There’s Love in Anger - VikingsTrash (YuMe89) - Vikings: Valhalla (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
