#wattson apex legends

Every Apex legends woman is beautiful.

Did you hear me? BEAUTIFUL!

Baguette gone bad

Teacher: Natalie has been swearing in class.

Papa: I’ll talk to her when we get home!

At home

Papa, to little Wattson: C'est quoi ce bordel, Natty.

Papa: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Bloodhound, turns to 6 years old Wattson: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Wattson: I have little hands.

Bloodhound, to Papa: She has tiny hands.

Lifeline: Are you sure you aren’t dating Natalie?

Octane: If I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.

Lifeline: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.

[while hugging]

Wattson: Why do you have an erection?

Octane: I’m happy.

Gibraltar: Alright, I got a box. We’re gonna put everything we love in the box.

Bloodhound: Can I put Natalie in the box?

Gibraltar: No

Octane: Can I put Natalie in the box?

Gibraltar: No!

Mirage: Can I-

Gibraltar: No one is putting Natalie in the box!!

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