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My opening line to freshmen students this year when I become their instructor. Just kidding guys, th

My opening line to freshmen students this year when I become their instructor.

Just kidding guys, that’s just what I tell the coworkers I don’t like. 


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arsenicxarcana:

arsenicxarcana:

another chapter in “things nobody asked for”

i had a thought about that WANF tale where lucio gets fucked up and re-feralized, basically whump for whumps sake but anyway - what if all the magic abuse by his captor made his body more unstable so it becomes more monstrous to defend himself

imagine you’re julian, your husband has gone missing, you follow his trail to some kind of murder arena

and then THIS mf bursts out of the cage

obviously the only solution is to hug his big fuzzy neck until he calms down

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fun fact: the collar is supposed to stop him from speaking

so this is made entirely from growls and snarls

my thought was he does most of his murdering looking pretty much how they caught him n this is an explosive glowup at the end

but maybe it happens gradually, and only closer to the end does he have to take the prosthetic off to keep his bigass nub from breaking it

(idk if it would actually be fine - unlike werewolf AU it was strictly designed for a human monster)

they have to keep adjusting the fake fur covering his prosthetic, he needs more food, more restraints/“"training”“ (abuse) to keep him in line, more and more of a "why the fuck are you doing this” from captor’s more normal toadies

literally no one is surprised when he snaps

arsenicxarcana:

another chapter in “things nobody asked for”

i had a thought about that WANF tale where lucio gets fucked up and re-feralized, basically whump for whumps sake but anyway - what if all the magic abuse by his captor made his body more unstable so it becomes more monstrous to defend himself

imagine you’re julian, your husband has gone missing, you follow his trail to some kind of murder arena

and then THIS mf bursts out of the cage

obviously the only solution is to hug his big fuzzy neck until he calms down

image

fun fact: the collar is supposed to stop him from speaking

so this is made entirely from growls and snarls

another chapter in “things nobody asked for”

i had a thought about that WANF tale where lucio gets fucked up and re-feralized, basically whump for whumps sake but anyway - what if all the magic abuse by his captor made his body more unstable so it becomes more monstrous to defend himself

imagine you’re julian, your husband has gone missing, you follow his trail to some kind of murder arena

and then THIS mf bursts out of the cage

obviously the only solution is to hug his big fuzzy neck until he calms down

some thoughts about arsenic sprites, same pose but different posture based on confidence level

although it kinda looks like a virgin vs chad meme dxfgh

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