He thought he was being slick hiding his tighty whities. The rank pair of boxer briefs he’d swiped from the gym lost and found seemed like him perfect cover. Now he could hang out around the apartment without this roommate ever knowing about his faggy little briefs.
Of course real men could always spot the difference between another man, and a fag like himself. Even the waist band of his tighty whities knee their place, as they inched up his back.
I’m afraid I’ll never be on board with Birddogs, and their campaign against underwear, but I figured it was only a matter of time before a wedgie popped up in one of their (seemingly omnipresent) ads – and here are some screencaps from it. The blond guy sells it in every one of their dumb videos, no matter how truly (and, I think, purposefully) terrible the scripts are, and he does some fun reaction faces here.
Some stills from a fun 2004/2005 music video called “Geek Love.” The artist’s name was “Fan_3,″ and the video is about how she has a crush on a nerdy guy and wants to go to the dance with him. They employ that (delightful) tv/film trope where an obviously-hot person is tossed into nerd drag and everyone just pretends they don’t have working eyes or something. It’s Matt Dallas, btw, who plays the adorable tighty-whitey-wearing, wedgie-receiving geek.
Here are a few stills from a fun video from 10-11 years ago. There’s a “plot” (HS bully gets his comeuppance), but it’s not particularly engaging. The bully getting bullied is handsome, though, and it’s fun watching him get bossed around and reminded of the wedgies he used to dish out.
From AnOther Magazine, back in the mid-aughts. This is exactly why I could never be a fashion director, I’d insist on a photo like this at every shoot.
It’s always irritated me that there aren’t more wedgies in spanking videos. It’s a natural pairing. Like wine and cheese. Or wine and anything. Or wine with nothing. Wine pairs well with wedgies, too.
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You thought returning to town wealthy & successful would erase the terrible memories of the mean girls who terrorised you for being scrawny & weak.
It seemed positive when the two main bullies came to your mansion to say hello, they were suitably awed by your success.
The awe didn’t last. With glee they stripped you of your expensive clothes & decided to give you a super wedgie for old times sake. The only difference was that this time your husband was there, laughing along with them.
He thought he was being slick hiding his tighty whities. The rank pair of boxer briefs he’d swiped from the gym lost and found seemed to him like the perfect cover. Now he could hang out around the apartment without this roommate ever knowing about his faggy little briefs.
Of course, real men could always spot the difference between another man, and a fag like himself. Even the waistband of his tighty whities knew their place, as they inched up his back.
