#well okay then

elytrians:

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over

jacubesilvora:

Writing is not about ‘telling an epic story’ or 'making something that will outlive you’. Writing is about going “You know what would be fucking awesome?” and then committing word crimes

prokopetz:

“That’s going to live in my brain rent-free” as opposed to all the other junk in there, with which you have a notarised tenancy agreement.

archaic-stranger:

dying-suffering-french-stalkers:

archaic-stranger:

archaic-stranger:

dracula daily for moby dick but it takes three years bc that’s how long they were on the pequod

y’all got so excited about 3-year moby dick that uhhh… i made it happen

I went to screencap this because uh. I feel seen,

but then had a very sensible and mature chuckle at how my phone cut off the header:

everyone this is your sign to subscribe 

lilstinky:

the raw sexual power of using a semi-colon

wizardpotions:

*blasts you with my beam that makes you feel just kind of normal*

I frequently use the word snafu, and I was today years old when I discovered it’s an acronym and I’ve been passively swearing all these years

i have been staring at this picture for like 5 mintues and i still cant see it

deansass:

deansass:

YOUR DRAGON NAME

• last two letters of your first name
  
• middle two letters of your last name
  
• first two letters of your mother’s name
  
• last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

lazarus-quinn:

it’s kind of hard to make out the shapes in these but I guess that’s kind of the point? I’ll do a more fun photoshoot later but I finished Confetti Amadeus!!