#well sorta but whatever
Never mind, the actual funniest thing to do with InferKit is give it Puritan virtue names.
The astounding accuracy of its replication of the pattern, accompanied by its total inability to understand what a “virtue” is? *chefs kiss*
The entirety of the input was real Puritan first names and surnames. This is some of what InferKit thinks other Puritans might be called:
- Disdain Middleton
- Intoxication Sherman
- Pity Smith
- Hate-All Branham
- Suffering Baldwin
- Manliness Boyd
- Annoyance Washburne
- Pleasure Osborne
- Empathy Butler
- Deep Distress Warren
- Pleasant Breeze Harvie
- Loving You Dalton
- Nourishment Jenkins
- Apologies Farnsworth
- Proper Condom Richmond
- Monogamy Evans
- Agitate Forber
- Regret Hughes
- Stagnation Hunter
- Outward Kindness Wood
- The Decline of the West Sutton
- Revenge Davenport
- Intellectualism Dalton
- Democracy Dawson
- Moral Stability Lewis
- Non-Oppression Quid-Pro-Quo Slattery
- Nepotism
most of my original input was made up of single word “virtue” names so I decided to add a few of the longer, weirder compound names (like Fight-the-good-fight-of-faith) to the mix
this made the results weirder.
- Potency Taylor
- Serve-with-your-body Brown
- Petty-Misunderstanding Phillips
- Destruction Sheridan
- Sorcerous Quigley
- Inevitability Leonard
- Good as Hell Frederick
- Obvious Whitley
- Confusion Torrey
- None of my business Munson
- Manhood Nickerson
- Homeostasis Mahoney
- No Thanks Gillmore
- Abortion Hamilton
- Racism Thompson
- Socially Violent Wilkins
- Responsible Boyfriend Frederick
- Hope-Spite Smith
- Pay-No-Attention Brunson
- Fear-of-misery Storace
- Over-Indulgence Calvert
- Give-Me-That-Tiger Lincoln
And the crown jewel
- If-it-ain’t-broke-don’t-fix-it Schmitt
All of these are real names on the Discworld.
