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Finland and North Korea are connected by one country.
Doing nothing is addictive.
A baby bull is technically a cowboy
Nothing has been as effective in make people hate learning and reading as schools.
someone walked past you thought you were attractive but was too scared to go for it
The average person has one testicle.
You could just be living out a hallucination your brain had the moment before dying
The main antagonist of the Harry Potter books is the sorting hat. It can predict the future and look into your mind and soul. It placed Voldemort in Slytherin to promote conflict between the houses because it was created by the 4 founders of Hogwarts and they continuosly faught amongst themselves.
With TikTok ruining Gen Z mental health, it’s likely there’ll be developmental delays within the next 10 years where adults are acting like teens.
There needs to be more nightclubs that play rock, metal and classic music like swing and disco, not everyone wants to go to ones that only play rap or electronica.
the world makes a lot more sense when you remember not a single one of us asked to be here.
People in movies quit jobs like they ain’t got any bills to pay.
It doesn’t matter how stupid you think you are, you still are one of the most intelligent living being that has ever existed
If you wanna know what death most likely feels like, get blackout drunk. The missing hours are your brain not recording anything, thus it’s the closest you can get to actual nothingness.
To find a random persons life story online, simply google your favourite recipe.
If your father was from the UK, your Mother was from Colombia, and you were born in Vancouver, you’d be a British-Colombian British Columbian.
Hogwarts isn’t wheelchair accessible
The only people who can afford an EV are the people who can actually afford gas
The nicest people are the people who always feel like they’re an asshole even when they aren’t.
At some point, society just accepted that the standard for smoothness was a baby’s ass
