#what do you mean its not october yet
critrole sentences — thursday by night, part one. here and below the cut, there’s 160+ lines of dialogue from with the first installment of the two-part show. themes in these sentences are supernatural, survival situations, danger and murder.some more casual things dropped in there to spice things up… but mostly it’s about weird or bad things happening. go wild with horror and supernatural and zombie aus. change names, pronouns, diction, anything to your liking. tw: death, violence, uh… consumption of humans, gore mentions.
- ❝ i’d say you’re dead to me, but, you know. you’re dead to everybody. ❞
- ❝ he’s wearing my jacket. if you get blood on my jacket, i’m gonna be very upset. ❞
- ❝ they like disney films. cheese. amazon gift cards. ❞
- ❝ maybe they have some leftover chinese. ❞
- ❝ finish it. finish it, i dare you. ❞
- ❝ are you gonna suck [name]’s blood?! ❞
- ❝ if we break the magic, everything comes back to normal, that’s how these things work. ❞
- ❝ it’s probably just sean. he works so late. ❞
- ❝ we’re gonna get the fuck out of here, and we’re gonna take you with us. ❞
- ❝ look at my teeth! ❞
- ❝ come and sit down, have some tea, it’s just what you need. ❞
- ❝ don’t fucking jump out and scare me, i’m gonna fucking attack— ❞
- ❝ i never get this kind of positive feedback, i’m actually liking this. ❞
- ❝ he’s your [petname/friend/brother], man. make sure he’s gonna… ❞
- ❝ you’re actually the person i’m most concerned about. ❞
- ❝ it doesn’t look like you’re in a lot of pain, i can’t tell? ❞
- ❝ yeah, you guys are fucked. ❞
- ❝ it’s the only door the keycard won’t open. /i don’t know why./ ❞
- ❝ don’t think i don’t have plans. ❞
- ❝ we would be doing so well if [name] was with us right now. he would know what to do. ❞
- ❝ this looks like a really crazy game that you’re playing. ❞
- ❝ we don’t tell [name]. ❞
- ❝ you’re nothing without us! ❞
- ❝ i found a bunch of pencils. ❞
- ❝ somehow, he looks less creepy. ❞
- ❝ you’re here to keep everybody safe. ❞
- ❝ i just kicked someone in the face and they laughed! ❞
- ❝ you wanna switch? i take the dagger, you take the giant sword? ❞
- ❝ whoever comes out, it’s not gonna go well for that person. ❞
- ❝ i am not going to kill you. ❞
- ❝ /i/ am not going to kill you. ❞
- ❝ you really need to keep me safe so i can get us out of here. ❞
- ❝ i’m gonna be honest with you. not all of this was the plan. ❞
- ❝ how do i end? ❞
- ❝ do you usually touch things that look like they’re gonna explode? ❞
- ❝ what did we learn about drinking the tea? ❞
- ❝ there are, for some strange reason, lucky charms in the cabinet. ❞
- ❝ those might also be worth some money. ❞
- ❝ you guys have your own language. ❞
- ❝ you and i will just get out of here. ❞
- ❝ i wanna eat [food/“food”] again. it was really good. ❞
- ❝ if you’re really squeamish, it’s gonna get a little weird. ❞
- ❝ how well and intimately do you know [name]? …could you recognise him by just—parts? ❞
- ❝ you could’ve lied and i wouldn’t have known that! ❞
- ❝ knock… seven times when the coast is clear. no one knocks seven times, that’s ridiculous. ❞
- ❝ i gotta get to the office. ❞
- ❝ dad’s coming back any second now. ❞
- ❝ evil people don’t pinky-swear! evil people middle-finger-swear! ❞
- ❝ is anything safe? i mean, come on. ❞
- ❝ can i take my shirt off—? ❞
- ❝ what’s the matter? you love lucky charms! ❞
- ❝ we’re really thankful that you’re here, but… ❞
- ❝ oh man, this is intense. i’m not even sure this feeling is a high, i don’t know what this is. ❞
- ❝ i’ve been busy all week. ❞
- ❝ that’s a very good keycard. ❞
- ❝ the wedding is probably not happening. ❞
- ❝ welcome to terrible decisions in my life. ❞
- ❝ she’ll freak out. ❞
- ❝ i convinced [name] that i’m on her side. ❞
- ❝ i really like [name] but i kinda feel like we should kill her. ❞
- ❝ half the people you’ve talked about i’ve never heard of. ❞
- ❝ you stay close to me. ❞
- ❝ [name]’s a goner. ❞
- ❝ mushrooms have never sat well with me. ❞
- ❝ life needs things to live. ❞
- ❝ how cute is the rat? ❞
- ❝ there’s still time. things can still get weird. ❞
- ❝ it’s gonna get a little weird and i’m so sorry. ❞
- ❝ will it explode if i touch it? ❞
- ❝ do we get a refund on the wedding gift? ❞
- ❝ they’re saying that if things go pear-shaped, they’re gonna fuck us and take care of each other. ❞
- ❝ i could ask upstairs. ❞
- ❝ we’re all kids when we’re in the jaws of a werewolf. ❞
- ❝ i mean, if you’re gonna be a big girl about it. ❞
- ❝ okay, if shit goes down, i’ll help you. ❞
- ❝ this is not a riddle, i don’t have time for that shit. ❞
- ❝ i feel funny. i’m really hungry. ❞
- ❝ i’m glad you asked though, it’s very polite. ❞
- ❝ you don’t wanna go upstairs. ❞
- ❝ only i know. ❞
- ❝ we can’t tell [name], they were about to get married! ❞
- ❝ this doesn’t make any sense, but so much sense, at the same time. ❞
- ❝ you have some weird people working here, you know that? ❞
- ❝ [softly] jazz hands. ❞
- ❝ i didn’t seem like it was possible to win. ❞
- ❝ if things go pear-shaped, i got you. ❞
- ❝ can i just quickly admit that i don’t know the layout of the building at all? ❞
- ❝ pick up the ashes! ❞
- ❝ have some tea. we’ll explain everything. ❞
- ❝ something is wrong. ❞
- ❝ quick note: we could get out of here and leave everybody else. ❞
- ❝ oh my god, i killed someone? ❞
- ❝ something is wrong, including the giant sign on the wall painted in blood that says ‘ something is wrong ’. ❞
- ❝ this place is even more trashed than normal. ❞
- ❝ wow. you /love/ me. ❞
- ❝ is this one of those magician tricks where you’re telling me to pull a certain card and i don’t realise it? ❞
- ❝ i’ve been wanting to get you in one of my games for a while. ❞
- ❝ i love the impulse for violence. ❞
- ❝ evil people don’t pinky-swear! ❞
- ❝ we are in a survival situation! ❞
- ❝ i ate a rat, baby! ❞
- ❝ don’t burn the company down [when/while] i’m dead. ❞
- ❝ could somebody get me out of wherever the fuck it is that i am? ❞
- ❝ i know you’re not supposed to be in this meeting. ❞
- ❝ how much you overestimate me. ❞
- ❝ you are super cute and all but could you get me out? ❞
- ❝ [name], this is messed up! [other person] and [other person] are dead! ❞
- ❝ [name]… [i/you] don’t drink tea. ❞
- ❝ hey, that was a tough night, but i’m sorry, are you okay? ❞
- ❝ you’re huge! you can like, deadlift a house, you can’t bust down a door? ❞
- ❝ what the fuck happened to you?! ❞
- ❝ i feel like you haven’t /earned/ that kind of information yet. ❞
- ❝ it doesn’t taste right. ❞
- ❝ i hate to rush into anything too hastily. ❞
- ❝ oh, yeah, right, you’re married. ❞
- ❝ i’m having fun in the most terrifying way possible. ❞
- ❝ now we all know how you feel about us. ❞
- ❝ i’m just terrified i’ll still have a deadline if i ever get out of here. ❞
- ❝ stop sticking your fingers in your mouth! ❞
- ❝ i never know what you’re talking about. ❞
- ❝ maybe there’s a way to undo it. ❞
- ❝ i feel like this is real life. ❞
- ❝ [it/she] thinks you’re the nicest, sweetest, most wonderful person. ❞
- ❝ we’re gonna find a phone. ❞
- ❝ there’s a lot of work to be done. ❞
- ❝ i’m judging you hard. real hard. ❞
- ❝ i don’t know what any of these buttons do. ❞
- ❝ i don’t see his head. ❞
- ❝ i think we’re all fucked up. ❞
- ❝ we keep the lights on at this place. ❞
- ❝ we’ve never fucking drank tea. ❞
- ❝ you know me: this is not a riddle. ❞
- ❝ it was like breakfast pizza and… gyros. ❞
- ❝ i’m gonna club her in the back of the head, and then we’re gonna run off like bandits. ❞
- ❝ don’t judge. ❞
- ❝ sorry about the stabbing. ❞
- ❝ well, ask me no more questions and i’ll tell you no more lies! ❞
- ❝ man, you’re nervous! ❞
- ❝ the fuck are you talking about?! ❞
- ❝ it’s not safe out there, shut the—! ❞
- ❝ [name], show me your hands! ❞
- ❝ you think this is magic? ❞
- ❝ i was born in a box. ❞
- ❝ this is like jumping out of an aeroplane without a parachute but knowing it’s foam underneath. ❞
- ❝ we said that we would look after each other. ❞
- ❝ everybody’s a kid when you’re a vampire. ❞
- ❝ everyone here, i don’t know why, kinda likes me. i’m an idiot, but they do. ❞
- ❝ [name] must be so worried. ❞
- ❝ i’m sorry i told you you look like shit right after everything happened. i didn’t think about it. ❞
- ❝ i just punched through the floor. ❞
- ❝ it’s not that cute. ❞
- ❝ you know, you should never meet your heroes. ❞
- ❝ they’re kind of refreshing. don’t judge, man. ❞
- ❝ you’re my best friend. /they’re/ my best friends, but they’re /married/, they have to help each other. so you and me—… ❞
- ❝ everybody likes me here. ❞
- ❝ you keep me alive—we all live. ❞
- ❝ i ate a /man/. ❞
- ❝ of course! of course, i know what’s going on; that’s my job. i know what’s going on. ❞
- ❝ i have a good mind for these things and you know what? my intuition is saying i go first. ❞
- ❝ i think that’s a compliment. ❞
