CHEWBACCA: UUNGHghhhgh RAAAAhhgh •• HAN: 3PO! Chewie’s hungry! What are you babbling about?!? •• C3PO: SIR, this place is rated 5 deathSTARS on GTG which is to say, Galactic Travel Guide. •• HAN: Well that sounds fantastic! •• C3PO: Sir, I don’t think you understand. DEATHstars are bad! •• LUKE: Can’t be any worse than womprats. We didn’t ONLY target them for fun. •• LEIA: Gross Luke! •• LUKE: Hey, sorry, I didn’t get dealt the “royalty” hand in life. •• LEIA: *sigh* Lets just eat before Chewie grabs an Earthdweller! We don’t want to deal with local law enforcement again, the last time didn’t end so well. •• HAN: Denny’s it is! •• C3PO: Why do I even bother. What they must do to the poor animal to make a GRAND SLAM?!?
The inter-dimensional breach at the core of the planet opens to release its latest alien monster… The breach’s opening and subsequent closing creates seismic quakes across the ocean floor awakening earth’s own #kaiju! #Godzilla! The #KingoftheMonsters rises out of the Mariana Trench, his home, and he’s angry! Coming to shore Godzilla sees the massive leviathan that disturbed his rest. Godzilla breathes in as his #AtomicBreath builds internally…