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a-c-u-l-o-s:

THE ANNUAL ARTEMIS FOWL SMASH OR PASS TOURNAMENT IS HERE

Go to the link and vote for who is the most smashable and why is it Butler?? (does not have to be sexual, you can just vote for your favourites)

Unlimited votes! Now with no stupid captcha

48 HOURS until the first round closes

Polltab - Artemis Fowl SMASH OR PASS tournament

Place your bets: mines on Butler.

I really want to say Butler as well.

But this fandom is a hot mess so imma bet on the octopus

OH NO YOU’RE RIGHT

they really just had grovyle recite some dodgy study saying that everyone in the future was perfectly okay with dying actually it’s fine whatever and expected us all to take it at face value huh.

LIKE FR they couldve done so much more with this in relation to his and heroes characters and all that but nooo ofc not