#white history

Note: This is based on the information I learned in high school based on my textbooks (which were written by white people), my teachers (who were white), and comments made by my classmate (who were mostly white).

1. First there were cavemen. They were white.
2. Europe was awesome! They had so much art and stuff! But for some reason they traded with Asian people?? But the only thing that Asian people had to offer was silk.
3. Knights! Knights are awesome!! All the knights are white people!!
4. The Black Plague killed white people. :(
5. We decided to go to North America, woohoo! Europeans were the first people there. They rightfully owned the land. But for some reason these savages thought they owned the land. We killed them all because they were on our land. For some reason a few of them still survived but we made them go away to reserves because we don’t want to deal with them.
6. We decided to bring over black people from Africa. Before slavery, all black people were savages who didn’t know how to speak civilized languages like English. Every day of their lives was like “The Gods Must Be Crazy”. (You think I’m joking, but we actually watched that movie to “give us an idea” of what “uncivilized Africa” would have been like.)
7. White people rule the world. People of colour did not exist before white people. White people rescued them because they were savage animals and then we made them better.
8. 9/11. Arab people exist??? This is news to us, but they are all evil terrorists so we must make them not exist.

How like woke whities to keep reblogging from racists in the name of “history” as if white people’s history isn’t the only version of history they know.