#white spandex

There a ton of health benefits to cycling.  A psychological benefit is just being able to go around outside in tight Lycra.  Ever since they started making bib shorts out in colors other than basic black I’ve been obsessed with them.  The more brilliant and electric the color the better.

And of course, there is basic white.  It seems I’ve acquired more than a few white cycling kits over the years.  White is actually functional, quite cool on a hot summer day, but it’s also pretty unusual and stands out in a crowd.  Wearing head to toe white gear will get you a lot of attention, and unlike black, white will show every curve and contour of your manhood.

It is pictures like this that give me the courage to suit up in tight white and shift into high gear for a day on the trail.  On a long ride, it isn’t a matter of “if” I’ll get a hard-on, it’s “when” and “how often”, and when I’m wearing white, everyone I run into will know it.