#whos on first

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liquidstar:

sirkibbles:

official-kircheis:

ksylofonimandariini:

official-kircheis:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

“you are tearing me apart lisa” is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually it’s from the room

Are we doing a “who’s on first” bit now?

Guys, read the room.

i thought it was a movie

Sure is!

But it was a book, first.

what was?

no what’s on second. there we did it everyone go home now

And say hello to Tomorrow when we get there.

omnybus:

wmaitla:

pwbi:

the-drunk-game-master:

pwbi:

omnybus:

omnybus:

I wonder a fairy’s ability to steal names can be counteracted with a “who’s on first” joke

“May I have your name, mortal?”

“What”

“I said, may I have your name?”

“What”

“What is your name?”

“Yes”

“Your name is yes?”

“No, What’s my name”

“THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW”

I don’t know, but I love the headcannon of it

just give em your gamertag.

Cool idea, but idk…

I feel like that could still have *some* weight to it

“Ok, can I have your friends name?”

“Yes.”

“Ok, what’s his name?”

“Who.”

“Your best friend.”

“Yes.”

“Is your best friend’s name yes too?”

“No.”

“Then what is it?”

“Who.”

“Your best friend?”

“Yes.”

“What’s your best friend’s name?”

“No.”

“Who?”

“That’s it.”

“WHO’S YOUR BEST FRIEND??”

“Yes.”

“AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

“Well what’s your brother’sname?”

“Why”

I JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK!”

“Well I just thought I’d tell ya”

soooo … basically the solution is to play Who’s On First with the fae?

i like it.

Just for something different, I have translated the omake at the end of Ginyuu Shijin’s 2006 Baccano! manga, the one that encompasses the 1931 arc. It is a side story that features Dr. Fred, Who, Jacques-Rosé, Mary Beriam, Jack, and Ladd, all doing amusing non-canon things. Here it is, pardon the weird scan quality.

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