#why is this most accurate description i’ve seen of kaito
kaitou kid as a concept is so funny like he barely commits crimes. he’s a criminal but rlly only in one of the tamest senses of the word. he returns everything he steals? but then he’s still breaking and entering and stealing things and they cant just have this magician kid in white strutting around stealing valuable objects even if he does return them later. so theyre like “ig we do need catch him (?)”
but then they have a whole task force dedicated to catching him?? like people’s entire jobs are dedicated to piecing together how and when he’s going to not-steal something and stop him from not-stealing it when he’s gonna return it literally the next week. and multiple genius detectives have made him their rival and started attending heists for the sole purpose of catching him. like bro. first of all this isnt a detective case this is a wild goose chase. u arent gonna detective ur way into catching a hyperactive teen with a hang glider. second of all ur a genius detective and this is what u choose to do with ur time and energy?? catch a ‘criminal’ whose only real damage done to society is making a billionaire sweat that theyve lost a total 0.0001% of their net worth before ultimately returning it? like rlly kaitou kid is only an elaborate, somewhat rule breaking prankster. and yet the state of japan wastes so much manpower trying to stop an ultimately harmless figure. like xjgnsmjfk
and then. better yet. theyve literally never been able to catch him. like not even close. at a certain point u need to admit that this aint even close to worth the resources even if u do manage to catch him. its like a full SWAT team going out decked out with hazmat suits and guns and running a whole military operation to corner a pigeon who’s shitting on public property. who then just ends up flying away. and every time the pigeon comes back they roll out again with the whole getup.
personally i just think the kuroba’s taunt level is that high. like whenever kaitou kid comes on everyone he comes into contact with either turns into a fan or hates him with burning passion. so theyre all like, fuck this guy in particular. we need to catch him
