#william wisp jrwi

neptunes-salty-butthole:

gattmammon:

softcells:

softcells:

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Killed on the dancefloor by cock shrapnel

Born with a glass dick and paper balls